Sunday, February 18, 2018

Infinity Device (Chapter Three)

By Barker Tree
Chapter List

Annika:
I opened the door to the apartment. I was so unsettled that I immediately started pacing back and forth in the living room. I hugged myself with fear: I had never felt like such a kid before, uncertain and afraid. Maybe I feel like a kid because I am a kid, I thought to myself, a little shaken. I wasn't old enough to handle any of this on my own.

But as went back and forth, I started thinking that there had to be some solution out there. Perhaps something helpful from my previous life of science, something I could pull out to my advantage. I gripped the back of a chair and forced myself to stand still. Think rationally. Concentrate.

Slowly, a few ideas trickled into my head. It was odd, trying to access an older part of myself, a bit like trying to recall a very old memory. But I had some stuff in my room that could maybe help, some science-y shit. I ran to my bedroom and opened the drawer where I kept my stash of equipment, and then pouted in annoyance when I saw it was just a collection of fucking fashion magazines.

Thursday, February 15, 2018

GIF #2 - Traveling Abroad

By Barker Tree

Michael:

So, I was stuck with my parents at this stupid conference in Italy. Like, it was cool and all to be in Italy, but they would just leave me at the hotel, which was totally in the middle of nowhere. Meanwhile, the company took them on tours and dinners. Just me and my phone, playing games.

The one bright spot was that there was another girl stuck here too, about my age. Our eyes met when we checked in and we shared a mutual look of boredom. She was pretty good looking, skinny and braided, and she looked away and then I didn't see her again for another day or two after she and her parents disappeared with their luggage into the elevator.

I spent a while wandering the halls to pass the time. It was like an old mansion or something, and mostly empty. I saw her flipping through her phone in one of the lobbies.

Monday, February 12, 2018

Infinity Device (Chapter Two)

By Barker Tree


Annika:
Oh, fuck,” I thought as I awoke, “my fucking head.” Jesus, something must have happened last night. Too many drinks – god, maybe I was roofied or something, like Samantha had been last…

I jolted upright. Professors Rogers! He had been here, in my room. A dream? – and then I felt my breasts bounce with – hell, I don’t know, vivaciousness, and I lumped my head back down against the sofa.

So it wasn’t all some dream. Some psycho with an impossible machine had snuck into my room and fucked with my life. I giggled. Literal fml. Fucked my life.

I got up carefully, gingerly. I immediately realized I was completely different. I was like a superlatively graceful cat – it was like I had been a bowling ball in my previous reality. I mean, he had turned me into a fucking ballerina, and I could feel it, all this energy. I was gracile, supple, powerful, like a panther. A pert little ballerina, I thought, almost giggling. This was so stupid.

Sunday, February 11, 2018

Infinity Device (Chapter One)

By Barker Tree

Madeleine:
As I drove past, the lights along the road blinked forlornly. The days just seemed to fly by, an endless procession of classes and studying and shepherding confused undergraduates. I stared down the road pointedly.

And another dinner with Tom, both of us a little stressed. At least he hadn’t cried this time. Jesus, at least I didn’t cry this time.

So life wasn’t the glamorous bounce-a-thon of fun I had kind of expected when I was younger. I mean, sure, how naive of me. But I remember graduating high school (god, ten years ago?), and having it all planned out, all hopeful of the future. I’d become less shy, less awkwardly crabby around people, maybe change my style.

And then I imagined how as I grew into my profession I’d meet some cute mathematician or something – wealthy, why not? And hopelessly literate too, with nice eyes – and then trips to France – showing him off to my impressed parents, my jealous younger sister – even my brothers would grudgingly concede their support. And then we’d win the Nobel Prize and watch Wes Anderson films on the couch.

I mean, it didn’t have to be exactly like that. But at least in the same direction. And surely more than just becoming more disheveled as I got older. At least Tom was nice. Could banter.

I was gloomy, but I always felt a little off at night. After I got some sleep I’d feel much better in the morning.

Saturday, February 10, 2018

Infinity Device (Prologue)

    By Barker Tree
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Prologue


“Hey Tom,” I said breathlessly, plumping into a chair. “Sorry I’m a little late. The traffic...”

“Uh-huh. There was dry-cleaning – a fire…” Tom said good-naturedly. He got up and gave me a sweet but awkward kiss on the cheek. “I knew you wouldn’t miss Chinese night. I mean… the company…”

“You wish,” I said, laughing. “You’re just lucky I’m a creature of such inertia. At this point, I don’t think I’ll ever be able to do anything else on a Thursday night.”

I looked around us. We were entirely alone in a dingy American-Chinese joint, and the waiters were as stone-faced as gargoyles. Maybe they wanted us to leave.

“What do you want?” one asked me.

“Um, General Tsao’s,” I said, cringing at my basicness. “And… an egg roll. No, two.” Tom smirked at me. I had been texting him just this morning about getting serious about clamping down on my weight after my depressing monthly weighing, on the hyper-precise scale at the lab next to ours. I was right at that point, in age and life, where things could get overboard, real fast…

Monday, February 5, 2018

Changing Realities

- Dimensional Tech - 
By Barker Tree

I looked in the mirror at the changing station. For such an elaborate lobby, the bathrooms were decidedly sterile and impersonal, like the proportions were slightly wrong. If this were a restaurant, I'd probably decide to leave.

But it wasn't a restaurant. I was here to abandon my old life and be transformed. Limited dimensional shift, the brochure called it. I should laugh, but I didn't. 

I didn't even smile. I was feeling more nervous than I thought I would be. For weeks I had felt resolved, testing myself by postponing the urge to walk through the doors. Even just yesterday, I had felt so committed, so certain. But now... I tugged on my fingers nervously and looked down at the aspirin container of DNA that I had illicitly (and guiltily) extracted from my niece's bedside trash. Some of her nails and hair I had found bedded among the tissue paper and discarded school papers. Maybe I'll be like her soon, I thought, shivering strangely. Maybe.

Sunday, February 4, 2018

GIFs!

- My First GIF - 
By Barker Tree

She was looking at the vial. I was staring at her flat chest. "Take it!" I whispered to her, egging her on. She hugged herself and looked around nervously.

"Here?" she said. "Now?" She took a deep breath and looked at the liquid in the vial. The old woman swore it would make her breasts grow. Grow and grow.

Saturday, February 3, 2018

I've always wanted a blog!

And now I have one. Oh yes. Me and my blog will have so much fun. Oh, you want to have fun with us? Sorry, Blog and I are too cool for the likes of... What's that blog? What do you mean I'm not cool enough for you? Haha you must be jok... Oh. Oh, I see. 

Sorry. The blog's gonna go do it alone. Have all sorts of cool adventures. While we. Are stuck. In this tiny, no-good town!

Infinity Device (Chapter Four)

By Barker Tree Chapter List Elmo:     So the door opened and there was this Japanese girl or something, knocking on the door! She c...